Paul’s Bachelor Party: A True Story
Last week, my buddy Paul was outside the mailroom here at work. Dang, you’re movin slow, I said.
Yeah, a buddy had his bachelor party last nite, says Paul.
Did they get any girls there?, I ask.
Yeah, they had all kinds of girls there, he smiled.
Any bad behavior?, I inquired.
Paul said, yeah, they did it all.
Even the guy that was getting married?, I asked.
Of course!, says Paul. It was his party!
I checked to see if he was serious. Of course he was. Now I felt like a big square. Paul went on, it wasn’t too wild though. Last time, my buddy got married, they all had paid for him to “get head.” And you know what? He couldn’t get it up! He was right there in the middle of the room, in front of all of us, an’ he couldn’t even get it up!, Paul laughed and laughed some more.
ETJB was, and still is, speechless.
Yeah, a buddy had his bachelor party last nite, says Paul.
Did they get any girls there?, I ask.
Yeah, they had all kinds of girls there, he smiled.
Any bad behavior?, I inquired.
Paul said, yeah, they did it all.
Even the guy that was getting married?, I asked.
Of course!, says Paul. It was his party!
I checked to see if he was serious. Of course he was. Now I felt like a big square. Paul went on, it wasn’t too wild though. Last time, my buddy got married, they all had paid for him to “get head.” And you know what? He couldn’t get it up! He was right there in the middle of the room, in front of all of us, an’ he couldn’t even get it up!, Paul laughed and laughed some more.
ETJB was, and still is, speechless.