Not A Surprise

Which Bob Dylan song are you? Tangled Up In Blue

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Conservative Message to Republicans

Beware! Get Out! Danger! Go Back!

Viet Nam's Message to United States

Beware! Get Out! Danger! Go Back!

March Report

Me and Mrs. ETJB hopped on the Red Line and did our civic duty today! Brother Atrios of course, already has a pic posted.

Now, I've been to anti war rallies, the gay rally, and the Million Man March since I've lived here in DC. I gotta say, this one was big! It really made us feel good.

Memorable slogans: Republicans for Choice, Catholics for Choice, Boobs Not Bombs, Ashcroft Asshole (in the shape of a cross), Keep Your Cross Out of My Crotch, Get Out of Iraq and My Uterus, etc.

Thanks to all those out there, expecially the workers and organizers.

Avast Ye SeaDawgs

I've been all weekend in Savannah GA attending a wedding of ETJBwife's friend.
For future reference: Savannah is tote-ly kickass, a smaller New Orleans type vibe. Great foods. Cool tunes. 25 cent oysters. Go cups. 3 a.m. close-up.

Work tomorrow. Shite.

Blogging to continue soon....

Reader Request

A faithful ETJB reader submits an excellent exercise. Try it:

1) Go to www.Google.com (type it in)
2) Type in -- weapons of mass destruction--(DON'T hit return)
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the "Google search" button.
4) Read the "error message" carefully - the WHOLE page.

Thanks dear reader!

To all readers: please send more!

Huh. This Explains It.

Women look best once a month
A woman's face is most alluring at the height of her cycle.

Women who make the room light up with their good looks may have a secret up their sleeve - it may be down to their menstrual cycle. Both men and women consider a woman's face to be at its most attractive when she is at the peak of her fertility, according to new research.

Available Bacon Grease

Since I mentioned it, I have something for sale. Or trade.
Mrs. ETJB likes her Sunday morning bacon. (I'm down with it too.) Anyway, I've accumulated a full coffee can of bacon grease.
What is the fair market value for a coffee can full of bacon grease? I spose I could offer it for sale down at E-Bay. But the logistics of shipping a refrigerated can seems like a lot of trouble. I spose I could also go down to Eastern Market and get a fair price for it.
Well anyway, it's in my freezer. If any reader wants it, it's yours.
Full disclosure: there's a couple skillets of sausage grease (patties) mixed in there.

Alex Jones is Pissed

Condoleezza Rice is a Lying Schill for Her Terrorist Masters

His headline, Mr. Ashcroft. And typo on "Schill," Mr. Jones.

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

I wanna be Dick Cheney?

Something is wrong with me

If this dog murderer were drop kicked into a pool of boiling bacon grease, I would feel nothing for him. Does that make me insensitive?

That dog did nothing for 17 years except spread love and happiness.

Wow, George. Supporters are Falling Like Fleas.

Merle Haggard has an epiphany.

Haggard's many hits include Okie From Muskogee, and The Fightin' Side of Me, both patriotic songs that were released at the height of the Vietnam War. He played for Richard Nixon at the White House in 1973 and at Ronald Reagan's ranch in 1982.

He of anti-anti-Vietnam War protester fame.